My 3 year old daughter has been hoarding Elmo party hats since her birthday last month. She sets them up and carries them around and sometimes her doll and her stuffed animals wear them.
The other night she had a bunch and she asked my husband if he wanted one because she was an Elmo Hat Seller.
He said "OK come over here and sell me a hat"
She responded with:
" I don't sell them here, I only sell them on eBay!"
Ah, she is listening to me!