Sex and Murder

I overheard two old ladies at the library today:

Old Lady #1-"Sex and Murder, that's all there is anymore"
Old Lady #2- "I know, I'm almost getting tired of it....."


Hmmm...It must be interesting to be Old Lady #1, who seems to only have sex and murder in her life.

And old lady #2 is ALMOST getting tired of it. Like perhaps she's ALMOST had her fill of sex and murder, but not quite.

And I guess they could have been talking about the books. But I imagined they were talking about a racy dangerous old age home!